Federal Blood Quantum Investigations
FBQI
We seek to expose people's blood quantum.
Got a grudge? Email us.Services
- Ancestry.com searches
- Accurate
- Finding unskilled journalists to take the bait
Pretendian Task Force
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Kendian Leroux
Associate Professor. Wrote a book based on internet forum posts. aka: Anonymous Collective.
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Karendian TallBear
Associate Professor. Single polyamorist. Survivor of pretendian pandemic.
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Karendian Vowel
100% Genuine Métis™ writer and pretend lawyer. "Jeff Bezos is awful! Check out my Amazon gift list."
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Karendian Keeler
Federally recognized Pretendian list co-creator. "It's not reconnection if I don't like you"
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Kendian Cornsilk
Staff genealogist. "Don't ask me about Cherokee Freedmen"
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Kendian "PerpWalker" Thomas
Head of Human Resources. Provides one-on-one sexual harassment seminars.
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Karendian Costantino
High priestess of several Facebook pages. “I’m not anti-Black, That's the color of my hair”
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Kendian Coburn
Assistant Professor. "Calling others fake makes me feel less white"
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Karendian Midge
Poet, Statistician and Satire Judge. “Pretendians are 54% of the US population”
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Kendian Perry
Assistant to Keeler. Living in the UK, maintains his roots by uprooting others.
Pretendians in the Press
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CBC: Indigenous filmmaker wants fines, jail time for 'pretendians' who misrepresent their identity
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APTN: Time to charge those pretending to be Indigenous with fraud: Cree lawyer
Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: Nobody likes blood quantum. How do you get away with this?
- A: We use words like "tenuous" and "distant" and journalists are none the wiser.
- Q: Judging people by blood?
- A: Although it has never worked in the past, we believe it will this time. Previous attempts to enforce racial pedigrees didn't have high speed internet.
- Q: Are you working on anything else?
- A: We are developing a browser extension that puts blood quantum next to names eg: [[[Louis Riel 1/8th]]].
- Q: What about Tinder?
- A: We reached out to the developers of tinder to see if they can add a BQ filter.
- Q: What about defendians?
- A: Defendians protecting Pretendians cannot be our future. The Pretendian protection racket must end.